splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.

Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks

by I M A Dogg December 09, 2007

splish

adj. a male who prefers drinks typically associated with females over traditionally male spirits; girl-drink drunk

Your buddy is always drinking Appletinis and Fuzzy Navels; is he a splish?

by Fred Christopher April 08, 2009

splish

Dick sucker Josh...Potomac Fallz HS

"Splish is a pickle smoking, tube steak eater."

by Regis is poop April 06, 2005

Splish splash

Splish splash is a term used to describe a multitude of expressions generally relating to an idgaf attitude, bad ass vibes, and a splash of sass. Various meanings depending on the tone used, ranging from but not limited to fuck off ever so kindly/idgaf, why not/yolo, and many more. ~*~Enjoi~*~

Rule following friend: you shouldn’t be doing that, you’ll get us in trouble

Her: splish splash betch, watch and learn

Haterz amongst each other: omg can you believe her outfit to an event like this? What message is she trying to convey with that crop top?

Her to said haterz: splish splash muhfuqqqqas let me live

by Discodolly October 19, 2018

Splish Splash

The dirtiest water park in the tri-state area!! People who don't know how to swim come to the park thinking they can swim and by the end of the day lose their slippas and grills.

Me and my friends were bored and sweating so we went to Splish Splash for the day!

by Rick87Ross December 08, 2009

Splish Splash

When a woman is extremely wet and lubricated during vaginal intercourse.

Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.

-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.

-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.

by Xxbummerxx December 21, 2013

SPLISHED

SPLISHED - A Very Nice Way Of Saying Getting Really Drunk .I.E. ( Smashed or Pissed )

Daniel - When i get inside this club am going to get really Splished

Lisa - I will get Pissed with you

Adam - I have no more money to get splished

Daniel & Lisa = DAM

by Dacman1000001 June 20, 2008