The Spleen

An Irish red-haired person who slacks at everything they do. They are failures and have an annoying laugh. They are extremely aggresive and violent so stay away from them. They are creepers.
Glenn Taylor beat up a hippie going to work and got fired and The Spleen died
by Peyton Manning March 05, 2009
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Spleening

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.
I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.
by lsteve April 16, 2011
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spleen

an internal organ most widely known for "cleaning shit and stuff".
"Every kitty needs their spleen."
by LovesSomeKitty April 30, 2009
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spleen

1)When one has nothing to say except complain about something - the spleen.
2)When something hurts.
3)A word that can be used when referring to almost anythung. Like that of meh.
1)*groan* ooowwww.........my spleen!
2)My spleen hurts, well something hurts,...it must be my spleen.
3)person1: whats her name again?
person2: ah, spleen!
by G-UNIT March 16, 2005
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spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.
Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.
by Lute September 14, 2004
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spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells
i passed out from spleening last night
by hand in fist June 01, 2013
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spleen

Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface
You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground
by BenKenTheBest April 04, 2003
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