1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed
2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."
2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"
2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"
by Johann7 November 25, 2006
The act of wearing a suit and tie or other nice outfit with a tie such as jeans/vest/shirt/tie or khakis/shirt/tie
Matt feels the need to get spiffed for no reason at all, and because of this, he has never been seen wearing anything short of a button down shirt with a tie and a nice pair of khakis. But he usually wore a suit and tie.
by Random user May 03, 2017
Stands for Sales Performance Incentive Fund. (Or Performance, or Person.) It's what sales people get when they don't get a decent commission or salary. Sometimes involves extra company product, sometimes a bonus prize.
When Dave sold the big stereo this month, they Spiffed him a trip to Hawaii; The only spif that Bob got, was a tshirt and one of the refurbed DVD players.
by eclecticbubba August 20, 2007
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
A term of endearment. Kind of like calling dude or son. Taken from the word spiffy, usually with good undertones.
Person 1: Whats good homie?
Person 2: Nothin much spif, just chillin.
Person 1: You must really like me, you just called me spif
Person 2: Obviously spif.
Person 2: Nothin much spif, just chillin.
Person 1: You must really like me, you just called me spif
Person 2: Obviously spif.
by Mr. Spif Himself January 19, 2011
1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed
2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."
2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"
2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"
by Johann7 December 17, 2006