spermometer

Male genitalia; the penis

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?

by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007

Spermslurpper

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.

I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

by Spermslurpper (Bob) May 4, 2009

Spermoit

Unwanted lil fucking kid

That nigga @girlyfym/uglyfym is a lil spermoit

by Nigareq August 28, 2020

sperms

n. pluralization of sperm that acknowledges the proper respect and appreciation for the unique individuality and courageous fortitude of each little swimmer

As the sperms of Marcus catapulted from his sausage pistol like roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris, he cried: "Swim! Swim bravely and courageously, my million different unique and individual sperms! While there is no I in TEAM, only one of you may claim the prize!"

by Nearly Normal January 21, 2009

spermasaurus

1. A girl who runs on sperm like a car runs off filthy arab, sand nigger gas.
2. A girl who loves pleasuring reptiles
3. A girl who ingests a large amount of semen.

Dam, i saw a girl funnel 40 ounces of sperm last night, she was a real spermasaurus.

by Anthony Urballica September 16, 2006

Spermstache

The excess sperm that is left on the upper lip after giving a really retarded blow job, making it look as if you have a mustache made of sperm. The word is kind of like a milk mustache but with sperm. Got Sperm?

Sperm Mustache Blow JobWiener Lip

*Damn Paul! Learn how to give good blow jobs, so next time you won't get a spermstache.*

by Jacob, Paul September 5, 2007

spermese mountain dog

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity

friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

by DrillDogTaylor December 22, 2010