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Speller's Cramp 

A grammatical affliction common among users of email, online chat, and text messaging, wherein the afflicted deem themselves too busy and too stupid to spell correctly.
"Were u at? Met me at the mal after wok and well go shoppeng. Oops. I got serous Speller's Cramp! LOL."
Speller's Cramp by tbonewilson July 21, 2009
Related Words

Spellerer 

Noun: A person who spells, as in words.
Marc: "He spelt my name as Mark!"
Yucel: "OMG! What a bitch!"
Marc: Yeah I know! David Manson is a horrible Spellerer.
Spellerer by C4ndl3s August 3, 2009

spellophobe 

someone that corrects you every time you make a typo and gets upset
sally: omg did you see wat she was wearing?

frank: you are missing an "h" in what

sally: you are such a spellophobe
spellophobe by librababyangel October 18, 2010
A slur for the kind of nerd who always spells words correctly, with no errors, or typos. They don't even use spell check.

See also: grammar nazi
Brad: u want 2 come put l8er???
Steve: Yes, I will come out later.

Brad: ok no need 2 be a spelloid tho nerd
Spelloid by TowPartyLine April 7, 2023
One who spells. One who spells correctly. Having the ablity to spell.

Antonyms: everyone who uses AIM
wonbadazzzdood2158: "hey man how r u?"
timister8425: "WTF?!"
wonbadazzzdood2158: "I asked how u r"
timister8425 has signed off

spellure 

this is a word used, mostly in internet situations, to denote a spelling failure.
Au (7:02:49 PM): and they must really be lame if they higher a sucky dj
86 (7:03:09 PM): *hire
Au (7:03:09 PM): lol jk. he is beast at parties.
Au (7:03:14 PM): yea i meant that
86 (7:03:18 PM): lol
86 (7:03:23 PM): spellure
spellure by Chyea Gregular August 8, 2009