SpeedyLoon

SpeedyLoon is someone that wants to fucking kill him self and will stay a virgin till he become 41. This is because speedyloon fucking buffs the ballon so hard and anyone who uses this probably gets boners when they see a fucking fat chick. They also think having a 1million snapscore is cool, they also seem to finger them self for fun.

Person 1: Hey, wanna fuck?
Person 2: Nah i use speedyloon i cant till im 41
Person 1: Thank fucking god i asked

Person 2: Yeah im very weird.

by Big Black Monkey Balls July 27, 2022

speedyloon

Speedyloon is a combination of cards using skeleton barrel and ballon, in the popular game called clash royale. Anyone who uses this combo probably fucking fingers themself and has no mates. He also has a fetish for fat girls and wants to get laid by multiple at once. They also get no bitches and probably get paid to get laid by a fat girl. These type of people are virgins and the fat girl is probably get scared of them because they use speedyloon

1: I use speedyloon
2: Kys

by Big Black Monkey Balls July 31, 2022

speedcore zombie

to indulge oneself in listening excessively to music ranging to 250 to 1000 bpm (beats per minute) that we commonly known as speedcore

god anthony ur such a speedcore zombie when

by specialtony July 13, 2007

speedcore

Extremely fast wordhardcore/word dance music. Usually in excess of 250bpm.

See "DJ Rob Gee - NYC Speedcore".

by jamesr August 25, 2003

raging speedhorn

raging hard on. When the penis is erected very hard and stiffly

"lets fuck i have a raging speedhorn"

by Cedric May 23, 2003

speedcunt

Any young slut who is very eager to have sex and who happens to be incredibly loose.

SC (Speedcunt): "Hey, wanna go back to my place?"
PF (Poor Fellow): "I just met you 5 minutes ago."
SC: "Yeah, I know - but you're really sexy."
PF: "Get cock somewhere else you speedcunt. You'll find enough of them."

by ZMan17 May 10, 2006

speedonkadonk

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.

Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.

by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010