Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

supermodels and speedboats

The phrase "supermodels and speedboats" as a whole refers to the lifestyle of some financially well off bachelors who devote themselves to surrounding themselves with very attractive young women and to a leisurely sporting life; straight forward excitement.

Walter White: Anything suspicious?
Hank Schrader: Still no, Walt.
Walter: Well, then should we go?
Hank: Got some place to be? Because, it's like, the third time you asked me that.
Walter: No, I'm just curious what the next move is.
Hank: Our next three moves is sitting here and waiting. This here's the job, buddy. Ain't all supermodels and speedboats, you know.

by bloosky May 9, 2017

speedbird

One who flies around for a certain British airline that has a bad attitude problem as standard.

"Those crew over there are such wankers, they must be speedbirds."

by a.net September 26, 2006

speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004

Skeetboard

On the way from point A to point B, doing so while "skeetboarding" would encompass numerous deviant acts toward the ladies in your passing time.

Yo nigga mang i just skeetboarded all over diz bitch on my way to muh boy tron house

by Mattie H January 20, 2009

SpeedBoat

Probably the coolest of the boats. Very fast and often used for racing. Also the nickname for Elizabeth SpeedBoat. Elizabeth SpeedBoat from Aspen Colorado/Los Angeles California is an artist, and the most expert of expert enterprenuers.

You want to wakeboard behind my speedboat? Hey SpeedBoat, you wanna hit this bong?

by errizarif April 20, 2009

speedtard

The defenition of pepole that so obsessed by speeding, that they can't help them self driving like a maniac.

- "Shit I got my licence revoked due to speeding."

- "You speedtard!"

by mokkaman June 4, 2010