A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself
Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”
Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”
Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”
by zay12 October 08, 2017
by D to the frizzle August 12, 2011
by Rua1977 October 23, 2011
A reference to Groucho Marx in "Animal Crackers". Said when someone who deserves to be insulted is dissed in a very witty way.
Dr Daniel Heimbauch: If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!
Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.
Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
by Llamas007 May 27, 2012
by TDHVDecron May 10, 2017
haley spaulding is a woman who will make you question life itself with her “would you love me if i was heart worm medicine” and plenty other retarded things she says. it make my brain hurt
by Definitelynotconnorcrawford September 03, 2023
An elegant woman with such beauty and such grace. She has the biggest of bootys and the biggest of boobs. Her face though tops it all off with such indescribable looks. She is ineffable
Guy 1: Haley Alexis Spaulding has huge boobs and a big butt
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
by Definitelynotconnorcrawford January 12, 2024