sparkplug sucker

A relative to the synonym (tire biter) when a female no longer finds it useful to go after a guy with a nice car. They then go out and get a nice car to attract the male species.

Hey guys look at tess she got a Nissan 240sx. Now I think I could smash that. Shes looking less like shit. Gosh she's such a sparkplug sucker.

by Dr. Wankle December 10, 2016

sparkplug entertainment

Some stupid Brazilian company that makes poorly animated ripoff titles such as, Cars Life 2, An Ant's Life, Spider's Web A Pig's Tale, and Piper Penguin and his Fantastic Feet.

Hey did you see that stupid toy story ripoff made by sparkplug entertainment???

by Stupid Cheeto Puff May 17, 2020

electrifying sparkplug

the act of spread a female's legs and diving head first into her snatch

T.J. gave this chick an electrifying sparkplug.

by sparkplug764 September 9, 2011

dirty sparkplug

When a male puts one full fist in a females ass hole and vagina at the same time.

i gave your sister a dirty sparkplug.

by carsonS223 January 12, 2016

Canadian Sparkplug

Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.

Guy 1 "This city sucks."

Guy 2 "I know man."

Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."

Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."

by Icarus94 September 1, 2011

Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.

We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!

by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022

Sparklegasm

Occurring when something is so sparkly, glittery or otherwise shimmery and shiny that it temporarily overloads your senses with sheer delight possibly causing a need for new underpants.

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sparkly excitement, usually resulting from stimulation of the eyes by glitter, jewels or otherwise shimmery, shiny objects.

An instance of experiencing this.

The glitter eyeliner at the makeup store caused her to have a sparklegasm.

The diamond is so big that I have to change my panties when I look at it because I have a sparklegasm.

by mama-zilla January 2, 2011