Spainbury aka Danbury

Spainbury, aka Danbury, CT is a city with over 100,000 residents, most of which are illegal Hispanics.

LeRoy: Did you hear about another illegal immigrant in Spainbury aka Danbury driving drunk and killing a mother and her infant daughter?

Carl: Yea, damn shame.

by TylerWoodell March 29, 2010

sinjury

An injury sustained by a friend that would usually elicit concern and compassion but instead makes the friend the target of ridicule because of the idiotic manner in which the injury was received.

Brian: Dude, what the fuck happened to your leg? That looks nasty!

Matt: Oh yeah dude, I was wasted and I decided to jump off the back of a dump truck into a cougar nest.

Brian: You're a fucking idiot, that's a sinjury.

by mrmaroon25 April 28, 2010

Shinjury

An injury involving the lower leg (shin), usually invokes large amounts of complaining.

"Shit, Torgan slipped off the rocks and got a shinjury!"

by Buttsmell October 2, 2008

Shinjury

An injury to the shin.

She had a shinjury within 3 days of purchasing her new coffee table.

by TheAmericanVerb January 25, 2022