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Space hopper

A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made

Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?

“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”

Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”

“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”

Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”

“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”

“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021
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Space Hopper

During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'
"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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spacehopper

A large inflatable egg-shaped rubber ball with two integral handles at the narrow end. A means of transport popular in the 1970's.
I was bouncing around the garden like a spacehopper
by David Stockman April 15, 2003
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Spacehopper

The art of penetrating ones own rectum with ones own faecal log that has been frozen to a solid state.
An "international spacehopper" is when one person's rectum has been penetrated by another's frozen faecal log.

Note: wrapping a spacehopper in a condom is optional.
Gareth: "Hey Greggson, I saw Lanky giving himself a spacehopper"
Greggson: "Again?!""

OR

Jamie: " Hey Damo, guess what I saw in Gareth's freezer"
Damo: "I don't know. Was it chocolate ice cream?"
Jamie: "No it was a spacehopper, I think he's about to get international with Lanky"
by aryalar December 16, 2013
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Spacehopster

Someone keen to rekindle memories of their youth by inciting nostalgia, often through drinking beer.
After a few beers Dan started to feel more and more like a spacehopster and couldn't shut up about Knightmare and the raggy dolls.
by Ezzabeaut May 22, 2017
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