sourpuss

A vagina that has not been properly dushed and cleaned so that its tasty and sweet.

Betty does not clean her pussy so it tastes sour and probably has all sorts of critters floating in her juice.

by The real private pyle November 11, 2003

sourpuss

when you want that puss but there playing hard to get.

I Meet this chick in a bar, She was really playing hard to get, she was a sourpuss.

by brandi July 30, 2003

Sourpuss

A grumpy person, usually a Physics major in Ivy League universities, who specializes in hiding his emotions behind a tough facial expression, deep blue eyes and occasionally- a mustache.

The main characteristics of the sourpuss are:
1. Anti-freeze laptops

2. The fear of big haired lovely women
3. Avoidance of pass/fail courses

The highly irritated, annoyed and aggravated sourpuss decided to share a secret when he understood the Gal was awesome!

by Comfortablynumb February 14, 2017

snurpous

When you aren't supposed to have snacks because you're on a diet but you plan it out and do so anyway.

A combination of Snack and Purpose.

I had a snurpous... <shame face>

Look at that fat cow, she has the snurpouses all the time

by Brax Dee April 10, 2017

sourpuss

what 99% of teens drink to get fucked up and almost always results in alcohol poisoning.

not legally allowed to people over 17

bro1: hey what did you do this weekend
bro2: oh man i got fucked up on sourpuss and got my stomach pumped. my parents cried the whole time and wouldn’t drive me home
bro1:...fun

by teenagealcoholic April 21, 2019