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Soulja Boy fan

Noun
A person with IQ of Soulja Boy (31) or lower who never heard real rap or hip hop, but thinks Soulja Boy is the best rapper ever. That person usually pisses you off very quick, when you say Soulja Boy sucks, the person says that he does not suck because he's getting money. Of course, when you reply by saying: "If you're in hip hop, getting money is not the most important thing", the person will say that hip hop has changed and start to insult older rappers like 2Pac, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Ice T, Nas and Snoop Dogg. After that, you'll have to move away from that person and go to a nice queit place in order to stop thinking how nice it would be to kill them all. Also, if you argued with them on the Internet, you probably lost the battle because they always write in some weird language that only God can understand.
Real life example:
Soulja Boy fan: Crank dat Soulja Boy Youuuuuu {x67} *dancing*
Normal person: Can I help you? You look retarded.
Soulja Boy fan: Nope man I'm so damn cool homeboy i listen to Soulja Boy
Normal person: Oh, so I was right. You ARE retarded. Stop doin that fuckin dance or i will kick your ass and throw you from building with 5437 floors and catch you while you're falling and then throw you in leatherface's house.
Soulja Boy fan: YAAHH BITCH YAHHH!!!
Normal person: The fuck does that mean
Soulja Boy fan: I don't want to talk to you so I must say some retarded words to get you out of my face.
Normal person: Why the fuck do you listen to that bitch anyway?!
Soulja Boy fan: Fuck you hater he is getting money!!
Normal person proceeds to forest and sits near the lake in order to calm down. Soulja Boy fan starts dancing, but does not look where is he moving, and dies because a train hit him.
Internet example
Youtube, Crank dat Soulja Boy video
KraazyHublerMubler: Dis song rox wow dats da best sheet i eva herd gotta get dis on ma itunes mayyn
SouljaGurl84: He iz so hot i want rape him.
2PacFan: This song sucks. Sadly, what hip hop today is.
MistaCapablista (replies to 2Pac fan) yo mayyn da hack iz wrng wit ya u need 2 go sit ur a$$ sumwher he iz gettin money so u can't h8 him ur just a hata.
2PacFan: yeah and you're reatared bitch who can't write a decent sentence because you didn't finish 3rd grade.
MistaCapablista: aha now im n 2nd grd
GhettoPokemonz: you 2pacfan i wn kl u mn ur so stpd who iz 2pac dmn soulja iz more rchr dan u'll eva b so ur just jls n u nd 2 stp h8n man.
*2PacFan sends viruses to Soulja Boy fans*
SouljaGurl84: Hey mom y is ma pc dead?
Mother: Well let's see. You got a virus in this computer.
SouljaGurl84: Quick mom go buy sum medicine!

Soulja Boy fans suck.
by Mutko October 12, 2008
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platonic soulmate

the highest rank on the friendship scale

- the only person you can be yourself around without a second thought
- the first person you tell anything and everything to
- they’ve seen you at your darkest and your absolute weirdest
- you could probably walk into their house with no warning and it’s just accepted by their family
I always thought that we were just best friends but it turns out we’re platonic soulmates.
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Soulja Boy

Another half-assed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about Bapes or getting crunk. Sadly, his newest song "Crank Dat" has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. He is the perfect example of the typical southern snap crap.
Look at his lyrics:

"soulja boy up in dis ho
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho
now watch me
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU
crank dat soulja boy
YUUUUUUU"

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Sadly, This is the new hip-hop...
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Soulmate

What is a soulmate?
The bond between two people. When you just understand each other and have a special connection that no other could beat. The trust they have with one another is eternal and are always there for each other forever, Infinity and beyond 🤞🏽💞
Lay lay and kray kray 🦋- the two BestFriends-like sisters-are an example of a soulmate. They have lots of things in common and are alike in many ways possible. They are the bestest BFF to each other and support each other and love creating memories together. They are always there for each other unlike some backstabbing snakes 🐍🤓👽. No other BestFriends could beat there connection💎.
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