A teacher with no soul, is devoid of all emotion, a killer of fun, and hates Harambe, bans Kahoots, and wants his students to die of boredom
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Idiot; An Ignorant Fool. Derived from the many thoughts of numerous MBMBers (RIP!) and TWFers. Sorentos is a burden to have around ninety percent of times, but also provides some comic relief with his stupidity.
Overall, a disgrace to mankind.
Overall, a disgrace to mankind.
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Get the Cole Sorenson mug.A bizarre and unfortunate mishap during anal sex where one participant accidentally slices their leg open (often on a nearby sharp object like a bed frame or discarded tool), requiring immediate medical attention and stitches, only to later become obsessively chatty about mundane topics like the weather as a coping mechanism or deflection tacTic.
“Dude, last night I pulled a total The Sorenson—mid-thrust, I gashed my shin on the nightstand, ended up with 8 stitches at the ER, and now all I can do is ramble about how rainy it’s been outside to avoid talking about it.”
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