Soggy Biscuit

When you give someone a creampie and proceed to fist the cream even deeper into the crevice that the creampie has taken place
Man, Sarah got a soggy biscuit and won't shut the fuck up about it.
by Soggybiacuiiiit December 23, 2017
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the reason that ppl that go to christchurch boys high school in new zealand are called soggys. cos sum fukers played that. soggyssssssssss
Shut up you stupid soggy! go wank over a biscuit!
by christs college syrup May 03, 2005
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When a black women with a afro gets her hair wet and blotches a mans penis.
Dude, this girl gave me the best soggy biscuit.
by Eric Ripert January 20, 2013
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A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!
by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004
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(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".
"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."
by Rose Levinestein October 23, 2008
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A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017
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