Soggy Biscuit

the reason that ppl that go to christchurch boys high school in new zealand are called soggys. cos sum fukers played that. soggyssssssssss
Shut up you stupid soggy! go wank over a biscuit!
by christs college syrup May 02, 2005
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When a black women with a afro gets her hair wet and blotches a mans penis.
Dude, this girl gave me the best soggy biscuit.
by Eric Ripert January 19, 2013
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A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!
by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004
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(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".
"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."
by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009
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A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017
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A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.
Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.
by duck face August 04, 2005
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