Soft Cock

An individual with no useful traits

That guy is fucking useless, he is such a soft cock

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

soft cock

lee, a naval chap, used to date my sister

my sisters ex boy friend is a fucking soft cock.

by ollie k August 9, 2004

Soft Cock

A new versatile AussieYank Slang.

When used as noun:
1. 'Soft Cock' means 'got screwed', 'screwed by someone'.
2. 'Soft Cock' also refers to someone who just got screwed in a 'soft' way.

When used as verb:

1. 'Soft Cock' means 'to screw', 'to fuck up'

Example 1 (noun + verb):

As a tourist, Lenard has been 'soft cocked' numerous times by the locals. The locals always seems to 'soft cock' him into getting wrong directions.

He felt like a total 'soft cock'

Example 2 (noun):

Jason likes to 'soft cock' his co-workers

by Someone who got Soft Cocked January 2, 2010

soft cock

A guy is a soft cock when he doesn't feel the need to go out looking for stray cats. He usually has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, hence the soft cock. His friends, who typically are/have hard cocks, are desperate for girlie action on any given night and will make fun of him by calling him a soft cock when they go out to the bars to pick up while he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.

Hey Mitch, who is going out to pick up tonight?

Not Chris, he is a soft cock.

by Merriam John May 13, 2005

soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.

aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls

by aidan tomas February 15, 2008

Baby Cock Soft

When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.

1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.

damn that shits as soft as a Babies Cock! its like... Baby Cock Soft

by mrgarin September 7, 2010

Soft Cock

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks

2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously

I was playing Fortnite and I was just dancing innocently, but this guy killed me! What a soft cock!

by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019