A person who decides to stay at home, rather than heading out with their friends. This person usually uses the excuse "that they have had a busy day", "they are tied" or "I had a big one last night"...
by Party Hard February 13, 2007

What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.
When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".
by 19Bearhunter March 29, 2008

by ollie k August 9, 2004

A guy is a soft cock when he doesn't feel the need to go out looking for stray cats. He usually has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, hence the soft cock. His friends, who typically are/have hard cocks, are desperate for girlie action on any given night and will make fun of him by calling him a soft cock when they go out to the bars to pick up while he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.
by Merriam John May 13, 2005

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.
by aidan tomas February 15, 2008

When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.
1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
by mrgarin September 7, 2010

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019
