soft cock

A person who decides to stay at home, rather than heading out with their friends. This person usually uses the excuse "that they have had a busy day", "they are tied" or "I had a big one last night"...
Mitch had a busy day at work and decided he would stay at home and "soft cock" it for the night...
by Party Hard February 13, 2007
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soft cock

What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.
When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".
by 19Bearhunter March 29, 2008
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soft cock

lee, a naval chap, used to date my sister
my sisters ex boy friend is a fucking soft cock.
by ollie k August 9, 2004
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soft cock

A guy is a soft cock when he doesn't feel the need to go out looking for stray cats. He usually has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, hence the soft cock. His friends, who typically are/have hard cocks, are desperate for girlie action on any given night and will make fun of him by calling him a soft cock when they go out to the bars to pick up while he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.
Hey Mitch, who is going out to pick up tonight?

Not Chris, he is a soft cock.
by Merriam John May 13, 2005
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soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.
aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls
by aidan tomas February 15, 2008
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Baby Cock Soft

When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.

1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
damn that shits as soft as a Babies Cock! its like... Baby Cock Soft
by mrgarin September 7, 2010
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Soft Cock

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks

2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
I was playing Fortnite and I was just dancing innocently, but this guy killed me! What a soft cock!
by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019
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