There are two different types of social network users.
1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.
2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.
2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.
Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
by Anonymous129084 April 4, 2013
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Bobby: I went to see Nadine about some work, but she was very busy. She appeared to be talking on the phone and texting at the same time!
Mike: She is the social network hub of her apartment complex so you may be able to catch her tomorrow with work issues!
Mike: She is the social network hub of her apartment complex so you may be able to catch her tomorrow with work issues!
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When a person parades on social networks as if they're rich and living an extravagant life, when in reality they dont have a car, home, and/or job. They present a mythical life to exude they lifestyle they want, instead of the life they have, which in turn makes them a Social Network Flexer.
Jessica always posts pictures of red bottoms (which cost over $500.00), but she doesn't have a car. She is such a Social Network Flexer!
by iamsharbates September 17, 2013
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Person 2: She only talks online. Face it, she's a social network butterfly.
Person 2: She only talks online. Face it, she's a social network butterfly.
by HelloCello April 2, 2011
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1: How'd your date go last night?
2: Not to well. I was really excited until I found out he was just Social Network Hot, then I was just depressed.
1: What?
2: Remember when you saw Armie Hammer play the Winklevi?
1: Yeah...
2: And how hot, smart, and tall you though he was. And how much you liked him...
1: Oh yeah!
2: Then remember how you felt when you googled the actual Winklevi and saw what they really looked/sounded like?
1: Yeah, that ish was tragic.
2: That's how I felt last night.
2: Not to well. I was really excited until I found out he was just Social Network Hot, then I was just depressed.
1: What?
2: Remember when you saw Armie Hammer play the Winklevi?
1: Yeah...
2: And how hot, smart, and tall you though he was. And how much you liked him...
1: Oh yeah!
2: Then remember how you felt when you googled the actual Winklevi and saw what they really looked/sounded like?
1: Yeah, that ish was tragic.
2: That's how I felt last night.
by mayflow February 24, 2011
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OMG! Just got my nails done with ma gurlz! #nails every 5 minutes something like this is posted on a social networking site/app like instagram or facebook there are like 100 social networking apps like Facebook, twitter, snapchat, instagram, pheed, wattpad, kik and there are probably some people dont even use or know about!
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Pat:"Did you see The Social Network this weekend?"
Tre:" Nah, man. Justin Timberlake and some freaky white-ass kid in a bathrobe having orgies in a doom room? No thanks."
Tre:" Nah, man. Justin Timberlake and some freaky white-ass kid in a bathrobe having orgies in a doom room? No thanks."
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