Social distancing

What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.

by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Social Distancing

Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.

by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020

Social distancing "x"

The "x" placed on the floor of banks and stores in the wake the covid19 Corona virus pandemic of the year 2020. It is usually tape and spaced 6 feet apart to minimize the spread of the virus.

Get your ass on that social distancing "x" or a store employee who thinks he's the police/security will remove you from the establishment.

by JoeyBomm April 18, 2020

Social distancing

Staying at home

I'm social distancing

by Aidenboy164 April 5, 2020

anti-social distancing

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.

Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.

by Airium July 12, 2020

Social Distancing

Meaning stay yo dumb ass at home by your self.

Bae: You wanna come over I'm alone
You: Hell no I'm social Distancing THOT

by Tyris Truitt April 20, 2020

Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020