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family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.
Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.
by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013
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Self-Sabotaging

One who keeps screwing things up for themselves. Usually not on purpose.
God why did I blurt that out to him? I need to stop self-sabotaging my life.
by YES123456789 April 20, 2011
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self sabotage

when you hurt yourself on purpose. it out of guilt or trauma or the past
self sabotage. it would be to inappropriate to use it as an example. stay strong out there!!
by pRrOeUtGtIRy February 15, 2022
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sobotkan

Shitting in front of an object to show displeasure towards the owner of the object
Jemanden vor die tür sobotkan.
by Moooo102 January 29, 2023
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steamy shit sabotage

A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.
by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015
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sobolaen

sobolaen is the almighty lord
wow bro what a sobolaen
by blackchode October 27, 2019
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Subotai

The Hungarian retreat degenerated into a panicky, disorderly rout--just as Subotai had calculated it would when he deliberately left them that tantalizing but deceptive escape route.
by gfm50 May 1, 2003
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