snatchnapkin

someone who is equal to a paper product rubbed between the female reproductive area otherwise known as worthless.

Quit being a snatchnapkin and help us out

by d1e1r2e6k December 13, 2010

Snatchural Disaster

Pronunciation Snatch-ural Disaster. Adjective: A description of a woman's vagina after either a traumatic event, or it's hygienic state.

Example 1.) After my wife had those triplets it was a Snatchural Disaster down there!

Example 2.) Girl, I don't know about you but when I get through with my spinning class I gotta call FEMA, cause it's a Snatchural Disaster down there!

by Greendrum September 25, 2013

chicken snatch wrap

In an attempt to get laid by an abnormally hot Mcdonald's woman, a gentleman with an overwhelmingly audible approach will otherwise incorrectly ask for a "chicken snatch wrap" instead of a "chicken snack wrap". In doing so, said gentleman will probably get to nail this chick in da back of the McDicks.

Gentleman: "Hi there, I'll get a medium fries with a chicken snatch wrap"

Hot chick: "...awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeea"

by Mawrucka February 16, 2009

snatchurally

Natural talent and skill owing to the female gender

I don't have to work at it. It comes snatchurally!

by Meggieneon September 1, 2011

snatchural

An unmanicured pubic area. A woman's bush in its natural state.

"Hey, congrats on bangin' Lola. I bet she was totally shaved down there".

"Nope, totally snatchural. I would've preferred a landing strip but it was actually kinda hot".

by Dikles November 16, 2011

snatchdragon

A woman's vagina.

You have a dirty snatchdragon. It smells like fish. Take a bath.

by Fuzzy Tickler October 4, 2011

snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.

Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!

by adviliax July 24, 2009