Snailed it

A phrase used to describe a situation in which succes is found but at a later point than intended.

Son: Wow Mom you're getting really old!
Mom:Excuse me?!
Son: By that I Mean you're aging bueatifully like a fine wine.
Mom: Why thank you son.
Son: Snailed it!!

by Apollyon101 October 12, 2014

snailure

when some one fails at snail trailing

jenny and her friends are having a sleep over

jill sneaks off with jan to jenny's brothers room

jill gives jenny's brother a snail trail (when a girl wipes her pussy across someone's face )

jenny's brother wakes up not knowing what's going on

jill get's scared and pees in his face

jan runs back and tells all her friends and tells then anout how much a snailure jill is

by c0rn d0g March 2, 2011

snailed out

A mood where one doesn't feel like moving or doing much in general. This mood is often associated with marijuana and other drugs such as lean. This Term was first used by rapper Gabri (GLR) in Snailed out.

Why are you staring off like that, you mad snailed out bruh.

by GPlug January 16, 2017

Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.

"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."

by Honeybadger69 January 13, 2014

snailed it

to ''snail it'' is to have a golden opportunity available to you in which a female is ready for you to 'take her', but you take way too long to pull the trigger and another male takes over the situation, and nails the girl before you.
Basically the opposite of ''nailing it''.

too slow to get done what needed to get done.

if you want it, you gotta jump on it before someone else does.

yo just letting you know, Jenna was all over your dick. Like she was ready for someone to do it up. But you didnt jump on the opportunity, so i went in for the kill on her.
ya snailed it, bruh.

by Saiya52 October 14, 2014

snailed

a combination of hail and snow. looks like small balls of hail with a snow covering. similar to styrofoam pellets in appearance.

Dude, did you see that lastnight? It looked like hail and snow, i don't know. I think it snailed lastnight.

by kimpossi January 19, 2009

Snailed it

doing the bare minimum but still succeeding

Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤

by bops of words June 4, 2018