slacktivism

The self-deluded idea that by liking, sharing, or retweeting something you are helping out.

John:"Did you see Facebook last night?"
Steve:"Yeah it was just a bunch of slacktivism with that Kony 2012 video"

by holdenmyd June 19, 2012

Paranormal Snacktivity

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

by indie_indeed March 3, 2011

stactive

When you're awake, up and dressed, ready to distribute some illicit substances to stack some paper.

Me: Yo, are you about fam?

You: Nah fam I'm still in bed i'll shout you when I'm stactive.

by RickTheBrick June 9, 2018

Paranormal Snacktivity

When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.

Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...

by TylerIsRANDOMIZED October 14, 2009

slacktivism

The act of participating in obviously pointless activities as an expedient alternative to actually expending effort to fix a problem.

Signing an email petition to stop rampant crime is slacktivism. Want to really make your community safer? Get off your ass and start a neighborhood watch!

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

slacktivity

the activity you do, or participate in to put off doing something that is not as fun, but more important.

My favorite slacktivity to do instead of writing my 5 page paper that is due tomorrow is to look up random words on Urbandictionary.com.

by Brannon Ramsdale June 15, 2006

Snackie Wackie

Beating off in to your hand and then eating the cum

"to survive we need to snackie wackie

by DovaLogic March 22, 2019