STULTZ CAT

An orange male cat that wobbles when it walks. This cat is also known to be fearful of the Darth Vader theme song, as it has been seen fleeing the premise anytime it is played. The cat is also homeless because it’s previous owner abandoned it.

“Wow, can you believe the STULTZ CAT got it’s cat tree stolen?”
“Yeah, the STULTZ CAT is down bad

by cart smoking cat June 28, 2022

shultz'd

fucking something up

My dog shultz'd the house.

by King Cow December 15, 2003

smutze

A rarely used word for jizz.

Likely based on the Yiddish word "schmutz", which means filth or something that can stain.

Pronounced smootz, smutts, smuttsee.

"She has smutze on her shirt."

"I smutzed on her last night."

by capt_colada October 29, 2009

Smutzer

Someone of grand stature. Stays in the background not usually center of attention, artistic, sarcastic, very sexual.

With a name like Smutzer, you know it has to be good

by 01000111s June 8, 2011

shultzaberger

the last name of a really sexy man with perfect hair he is emo and bi and is a very good lover with a 7.5 to 8inch dick as a teenager and all the girls want to fuck him any girl who dayes him ends up loving him forever

i bhad so much fun with shultzaberger

by Brandon Coals November 23, 2014

smultrostalle

A special place where one goes in sololitude to relax. Stress and sadness in these places are nonexistent.

Her smultrostalle was deep in the woods behind her house, on a rock overlooking a creek.

by Smultrostalle December 28, 2016

Sultzy

Sultzy is a name for a male permanently stuck in puberty. When sultzy walks into a room his presence is known to all. He makes your nostrils burn and your eyes tear. The stench that accommodates him is one that cannot be found elsewhere. There is no better way to describe the ultimate putrid and horrendous smell than to experience it yourself.

Gd, I’m so natious! What’s all this green smelly fog coming from?

Oh that’s from sultzy he was here about an hour ago

by Duncan Kirth November 23, 2021