Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

Smooth brained Robbie

A smooth brained robbie is an individual who is unaware of modern slang. They can try but they still won't grasp the current slang, truly they will never be hip with the teens. If you encounter a "smooth brained Robbie" do not hesitate to laugh at their incompetence, because it is funny.

Jeff: "that was awesome, no cap"
Robbie: "why aren't you wearing a hat? Its cold outside."
Jeff: "oh you poor smooth brained robbie".

by Soggyfroggy February 22, 2022

cha cha real smooth

to recover a situation badly

me: accidentally calls my teacher mother saves it by saying fucker afterwards
also me: cha cha real smooth

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeman May 24, 2019

real smooth

Nice fuckup, dude!

(XY messes up)

-Real smooth, asshole!

by Derpsterix November 30, 2016

Rick Smooth

The less mexican version of Rico Suave.

That Rick Smooth sure is living the crazy life.

by Servo3 January 21, 2009

Cha Cha Real Smooth

To accomplish a task in a sleek manner.

Guy: *slips number into girls back pocket*

Also Guy: cha cha real smooth

by Definer Andy May 20, 2019

Cha Cha real smooth

Expression used for remarking the success of a risky and improper move.

When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 10 minutes: cha cha real smooth

by CHupiko September 16, 2020