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Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.
Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.
by Joesmelle January 27, 2019
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smoking the salmon

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.
I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.
by Fabfrostmage July 21, 2017
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Not trying to smoke your salmon

When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.
Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.
by Hey Gek August 30, 2022
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Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.
"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"
by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025
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