Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

Smithering

To "Smither" which meant to be a female trapped in a males body

Stop Smithering Smithers

by Ben Austwick January 26, 2005

Smithers

The gayest man alive. Will someday marry Mr Burns

Mr Burns: *jumps out of a cake, with nothing but a banner on* Happy Birthday, Mr. smithers!

Smither:*gayly* Mmmmmmmmmm

by Someone August 8, 2004

Smithers

mr burns gay ASSistant

by labatt June 23, 2003

Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018

Smithers

A kiss-ass, employee who brown-noses the boss. Named after Waylon Smithers on the Simpsons.

Sebastien bought our boss an expensive Christmas present again this year. What a Smithers!

by JoelR July 8, 2010