Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!
Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!
Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!
Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!
Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'
by kiordz August 20, 2009

by the speech team October 2, 2007

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget
by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.
youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted
by shmorts March 22, 2009

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam... sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. DONT SMUDGE MY SMIDGE! a compliment to any human being.
by drowningwithattitude December 31, 2012

by Webee April 21, 2009
