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Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.
As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!
by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015
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The sticky, yellowy, substance with a similar consistancy to that of a crumbly cheese that collects behind the foreskin of a man if he is dirty and doesn't wash properly.
"I've got some smeg under my foreskin"

"Eww, that boy had a right load of smeg on his bell"
by Kittennffc July 9, 2005
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Derivitive in most instances from the word Smegma (See: Knob Cheese), with four meanings:

1) Spoken in the show Red Dwarf (may have been used earlier than this.) and adopted into every-day culture; Similar meaning to damn or fuck.

2) Presumably an abbreviation of Smegma again; Referring to something digusting. Often an -unidentified- disgusting substance.

3)An insult. Smegma isn't the most complementary thing to call someone, so we can assume it comes from this word.

4) A company that makes various kitchen appliances such as cookers or fridges, which serve about as much purpose as the Smegma the word tend to derive from.
1) "Causality? Well, OK, you know, one event causes another, OK, but sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!" -Kryten, Red Dwarf.

2) "Urgh! I just put my hand in a huge pile of smeg!"

3) "You SMEG-FACED FUCKING SMEG-FACE."

4) "Whiiiirrrrtickticktickneeaaawwwm ... boom!"
by Brinny December 31, 2007
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"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin
ciara gave tom a bj and she said his nob was full of smeg
by glenn Ireland July 21, 2006
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There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead
by elgatonegro August 10, 2007
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Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins
Do a search in currys or dixons... in fact any kitchen appliance outlet
by xentrix01 April 8, 2005
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A very versatle swear word which can be used for many things.
smeg off,jerk!
you smegging idiot!
you smegged things up again!
you smegging smegged up smeggitying smeg head!
by El Grande September 2, 2003
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