smallface

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.

Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!

by seanstreck October 28, 2008

Smartface

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.

"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers April 5, 2006

smashfag

Someone who is extremely obsessive about the videogame super smash brothers. this person has clearly spent his entire childhood and the majority of his/her teen years sitting in the darkness of their parents basement honing their smash skills until the wee hours of the morning while feasting on cool ranch doritos and cases of mountain dew. Smashfags make Super Smash Brothers completely unbearable and unfun. Whoever is playing against one will lose in less than 30 seconds and never play a smashfag ever again.

No, I don't want to play you in smash bros you fucking smashfag.

by magma! February 24, 2011

smash face

1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)

-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(

by ddeeznuts August 5, 2006

smash face

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 3, 2006

smardface

A girl who thinks she is superior in knowledge over others. Usually tells cheesy jokes and is actually more clever than smart.

Jean: Hey, what is on a hawaiin pizza?
Marcy: Pfffft, you DON'T KNOW THAT?!
Jean: Smardface. -.-
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Marcy: Hey Jean, guess what time it is?
Jean: What time is it?
Marcy: Time to drink some SMARTWATER.
Jean: Smardface. -.-

by Tidbit October 14, 2006

Smashyfaced

When you're a little more than smashed but a little less than shitfaced, you're ready to party.

After a few drinks at the pub, Matt was feeling a little smashyfaced and ready to party like a rockstar.

by PartyMatt May 9, 2018