shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

Smartboard

A whiteboard that is interactive. Some schools are buying these pieces of shit because they increase learning 15 to 25 percent. They aren't anything special. Most of the time teachers use them for about two weeks and then it starts collecting dust.

Loser 1. Dude our class is getting a smartboard.
Loser 2. Lucky I wanna be your class.
Non loser. Those things are retarded there just a whiteboard that costs $3500

by Bartholemew Farter March 15, 2010

Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

Startard

A paying member of a web based discussion forum. Used by the anonymous users of the site due to the star that appears by the name of the Registered and paying forum member.

This new startard ban system is terrible.

Any thread posted by a startard is potentially homogenized propaganda.

The startards are having a field day with their banhammers

I am a startard and I am proud

That Startard banned me from his thread

That startard baned me for no reason

by UnThredded September 23, 2010

Smartwater

A very sexy human being

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"

by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

smartwater

water from the clouds. and therefore from the gods..

smartwater is electrolyte enhanced water that is purity you can taste and hydration you can feeeel

by pinkslips April 14, 2007

Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011