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smartassism

the ism of being a smart ass
my smartassism is very likeable!
by AdvaComp June 23, 2010
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smartass

A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.
You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.
by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004
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quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.
Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006
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dumb smartass

Dumb Smartass (not to be confused with smart dumbass) is someone who has horrible grades in school. However, outside of school they know everything and can tell you the square root of 6916541845383 in 5 seconds without a calculator
During test: Oh lord, I can't remember what countries Napoleon invaded
At home: Napoleon invaded Spain, And Russia among other countries after retaking France
His friend: What the f*** you couldn't remember that during the test you're such a Dumb Smartass
by ripdip December 11, 2018
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Smartassery

(SM-AR-T-ASS-ER-IE) The use of verbal degradation, humiliation, sarcasm, or witty insults in a playful manner.
I'm tired of falling victim to your smartassery" "Shut up, you love it, you're just jealous because all you have is dumbassery
by Ellekc December 8, 2010
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smartass

Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.
Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)
by Slashco June 12, 2004
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smartass

Someone who constantly posts real definitions on Urban Dictionary
ShadowHawk looks like a smartass.
by angrynerd September 3, 2012
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