smart ass

an ass that has a higher than average intelligence.

one that exports money.

by Smart All Over October 4, 2003

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

smart ass

better than a dumb ass

...
1) omg. ur such a smart ass!!!
2) i no, but thats better than a dumb ass

by therynofromthefuture:O July 17, 2009

smart ass

an ass that can sit on ice cream and tell u wat flaver it is

Wat a smart ass i wish i had it.

by Andy Legge March 9, 2005

smart ass

some one who has a smart ass comment about evety single goddamn thing

i'm a smart ass you dork

by Kayla Jones October 24, 2006

smart ass

1)a person who makes sure every word they type is spelled correcty so they can diss other ppl online for grammar, spelling and other mistakes

2)a person who corrects other when they make mistakes too but are too proud to admit it so they bag on u

1)Oh My God u idoit its "their" not "thier"

2)
Smart ass: omg u moron ur such a fcuking retard, its pi not pie.
Smart ass#2: well its fucking not fcuking you noob.
Smart ass: shut up im smater than you.
Smart ass#2: smarter not smater.

by F10 for Porn March 27, 2009

smart ass

someone who thinks they are always right, and has illusions of grandeur..ie thinking themselves a member of royalty. ie..sad muppet.

royal u smart ass

by glitterbaby March 8, 2004