smackyourjenkins

a lovely person often associated with nannas cottage and a sheep named marmite-buckles. aw isnt it a beautiful colourblind lamb.

you might say:
-how old is marmite buckles?: its newborn dumbass.
-whats its favourite colour?: sheep are colourblind dumb betch.
-where was marmite made?: mississippi smackyourjenkins

by curtains pole October 6, 2008

smackydeez

A commonly used 1337 term for mcdonalds fastfood.

yo man lets hit up some smackydeez, I need a bigsmack.

by j pags March 23, 2009

Smacky cakes

Butt cheeks so inviting you want gentley smack ‘em.

Oooh weeee!!! Those smacky cakes are lookin good. I’d love to get my hands on those.

by Dale Ross August 21, 2018

smacky jack

To inject heroine into an erect penis just before orgasming. The effect is both explosive and calming. The combination of stimulant and downer exponentially increases the pleasure of each.

I wanted to try the smacky jack last night, but I was all out of smack!

by Loube July 30, 2006

smacky jack

Smacky Jack is the act of shooting heroine into a vein in the penis just before orgasming. The combination has an overwhelmingly explosive then soothing effect.

Wow, I tried the smacky jack for the first time... and it was EXTREEEME!!!

by Loube June 27, 2006

smacky jack

When heroine is injected into a vein in the penis while a man is orgasming. It is intended to exponentially increase pleasure.

I heard that the smacky jack feels like heaven. I want to try it but I don't have a girlfriend or any smack!

by Loube June 20, 2006

Smackyphobia

You may be wondering, what in poops name is SMACKYPHOBIA
well... it is...
The Fear That...
Someone
May

Actually
Come

Kill
You

Hey B! Do you have Smackyphobia? Yo! me too! Most people do!

by Smackylacky May 24, 2021