A playful or exaggerated term for someone messily or enthusiastically sucking on a friends lollipop, often making loud smacking noises or creating a sticky situation. This is favorite activity of Ruslan Zhabagin. He always does that when he refers himself as Albert Enstein.
by Mussell April 23, 2025
Get the Sloppy poppymug. by Suck my coleston May 31, 2018
Get the Sloppy poppymug. A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.
Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
by handfootandbun May 26, 2025
Get the Sloppy Poppymug.