Slim Jim dick

A dick that is wrinkly or has wrinkles

Bro: yo I heard you got a Slim Jim Dick
Other bro: what?!?! Who said that shit

by ass_slapper October 23, 2019

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

dick slice

can be used to refer to a close friend or as an insult

what my dick slice.

shes such a dick slice

by sa_is_Major_BAMF_lchs13 May 2, 2010

Slimy Snail dick

slimy snail dick

Man go suck on a slimy snail dick you bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

dick n slide

The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.

What do you have planned for the party?
I've got a serious dick N slide ready.

by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017

slim dickins

1) Limited or no females to copulate with.

2) The absence of good looking girls at a party or bar.

1) -"Justyn, how has your sex life been?"

- "Not too good man, it's really slim dickins out there"

2) -"This party has no good looking girls! It's slim dickins tonight."

by MageMasher07 November 16, 2013