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don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
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bring it back on a stick

when you go to poop, you bring some back on a stick so the company man knows you arent out goofing off.
by drilling rig September 4, 2009
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take that back and put it where you stick it

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take that back and put it where you stick it” - sammiesfriendsammie
by Oh-the-Baby-Bell June 21, 2024
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take that back and put it where ya stick it

a catchy phrase to use when you want someone to take back an offensive comment.
“hey man, i really hated that game today!”
“dude, take that back and put it where ya stick it! it was a good game!”
by yo-yo 🪀 June 21, 2024
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take that back and put it where you stick it

1. (Phrase) referring to the action of taking something back and putting it where you stick it
John: Your mothers breast are nice

Adam: Take that back and put it where you stick it
by Swiffer_jet June 22, 2024
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New Jersey Slickback

A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.

See Also

Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers
Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!
by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020
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A Pimp Named Slickback

The name of minor character appearing on the Boondocks episode "Guess Hoes Coming to Dinner". He hates being called "slickback" for short, claiming that his name has to be said all the way through, like A Tribe Called Quest.

Also know as "a nigga in a purple suit".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kkt490I0_2I
My name is A Pimp Named Slickback, and I believe I may have misplaced some merchandise at this residence.
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