slay the dragon 

Unclog a shit from a toilet by reaching in and pulling it out with one's bare hand.

Dude, I dropped a monster deuce in the dunny and had to slay the dragon.

slay the dragon by mcjohnnyp June 29, 2008

Slay the dragon to save the princess 

the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.

Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.

Slay the dragon to save the princess by gobotmozzy September 24, 2011

Slay the Magic Dragon 

"Slaying the Magic Dragon", term used when announcing that you are about to take a massive hot dump.

Boy 1: "Yeah I'm about to go shoot some J's. Wbu?"
Boy 2: "Just got back from Mi Rancho's, bout to go Slay the Magic Dragon!"

Slay the Magic Dragon by ArmaniExchange January 17, 2014

Slay the pink dragon 

Having sex with a woman who hasn't had sex for a long time, usually by a male but not exclusively. Not related to losing one's virginity; related to satisfying a large appetite that has built up for sex in a previously sexually active woman. Not female masturbation.

Steve is such a player, he tried to get with me cause he knows I havent had it for a year. But I don't need him to slay the pink dragon...I'd have asked him before if that's what I wanted!

Slay the pink dragon by White Bone January 9, 2011

Slay the one eyed dragon 

Jacking off

It's Ash Wednesday, I can't slay the one eyed dragon for 46 days ~ Have a day ray

Slay the one eyed dragon by Mikey Gagz February 15, 2018