spamhammer

The dick. The cock. The schlong. The John Thomas (etc).

My girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.

by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010

slamhammered

The state of severe intoxication which transforms normal girls into slampieces for the evening.

- "Dude, she was slamhammered last night and she wanted me so bad."

- "Did you get hit it?"

- "Fuck yeah man! I was ready for round two."

by PittPantherGirl21 May 27, 2010