Where a small, gay emo kid punches away the frusration on having tiny untouched genitals in a circle of people hoping they dont get punched in face by the tool acting like an epileptic street fighter.
1: Is that kid training to be a Ghost Buster?
2: Naw, he's being attacked by invisible bee's
1: Really? Do i hear Hawthorn Heights?
2: YEA! He must be a slam dancer
2: Naw, he's being attacked by invisible bee's
1: Really? Do i hear Hawthorn Heights?
2: YEA! He must be a slam dancer
by thisisbullshti April 04, 2009
A "dancing" style often adopted by hardcore or scene kids that involves a lot of thrashing around, windmill moves, and throwing yourself around etc. Kinda like a mosh pit but getting much less hurt!
by hXc-Kiddo July 08, 2006
A form of "dancing" used by pre-pubescent scenesters and older emo/scene eunuchs alike. These people are not true music fans, they go to shows to be seen by their friends. This display of jackassery annoys the piss out of true fans, who end up beating the scenesters to bloody pulps between sets. These kids don't have the nuts to mosh.
At the Dream Theater/Opeth/3/Between the Buried and Me concert yesterday, the mosh pit started when some asswipe's slam dancing connected with a Dream Theater fan. The true fans around beat the slam dancers down mercilessly.
by Dragomir Andreyevich May 17, 2008
A type of action done by kids who are too weak to get into a real mosh pit so they must pretend fight so they won't get knocked on their asses.
by hayabusa_06 February 26, 2005
Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).
Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!
by Joe Bob February 20, 2005
a queer form of moshing in which little emo kids participate in because they are scared of getting their ass whooped in a true pit, consists of flailing ur arms around making urself look stupid
"i hate emo kids, them and their gay slam dancing"
"yeah, idiots. lets go jump in the pit and get fucked up."
"yeah, idiots. lets go jump in the pit and get fucked up."
by anti-emo999 October 23, 2005
A Southern Michigan Tradition, developed by school of choice pupils, where under the circumstance that angsty teen rock is heard by these pupils, an outrageous headbanging and fist throwing session occurs. This usually lasts for the length of the song; unless it is not appealing. In recent weeks, the slam dancing ritual has been taken up by well-known celebrity, Paul Walker, and his faithfuls. This trend will surely become a national craze without a shadow of a doubt.
Dave had to stop his car because Andrew and Damon were slam dancing so violently, that the car was shaking uncontrollably.
by Billionaire Boys V.P. January 06, 2006