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slants

Slants or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slants an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slants an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slants too."
by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012
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SPAM SLATS

I shagged a fit girl last night. She had exquisite spam slats
by bazils September 9, 2009
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slats

1. Small aerodynamic surfaces on the leading edge of an airplane wing which, when deployed, allow the wing to operate at a higher angle of attack.
2. Pussy lips. By analogy to calling them flaps. See? flaps... slats... Now... flaps everybody understands, but *slats*?... Gimme a break!... Please don't call your girlfriend's pussy lips *slats* if you don't want to sound awfully nerdy, or unless you both work at Lockheed-Martin.
1. If it wasn't for my plane's auto-deployed slats, i´d be a red stain on the landscape by now.
2. (Youre giving her head on the drawing board late at night at Lockheed-Martin) Hmm Donna, these slats are hot! Not the ones in your design dummy!
by Hugh G Rection June 11, 2006
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slants

Pants worn by a slut, or "slutty pants" or "slut pants" which form the merged word "slants". Normally worn much lower than normal pants because the wearer is "always ready."
Babe, why did you buy a pair of slants?

Chris, did you see that chick's slants!?
by Rhetorical January 22, 2008
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slates

a derivative or lazy way to say see-ya-later or later or lates

also, some Corp stole the word and made the name into pants. dikks!
I'm audi.....slates!
by Mark T January 25, 2005
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Slantsy

The state of being both sleepy and yet also antsy.
Hon, I'm too slantsy to think straight. Mebby tomorrow.
by biodomeoutcast July 19, 2011
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Sletsgo

Okay girls sletsgo
by Kiddosmall November 12, 2019
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