skyberg

A cloud with similar size, shape, and/or color of an iceberg.

A cloud matching the Titanic in size.

"Hey, look up. That's a huge skyberg."

"Looks like rain, that skyberg is pretty dark."

"I really don't want to walk the dog with that skyberg looming overhead."

by Duivel July 19, 2009

skypersex

(noun) the act of performing sexual intercourse,acts, or favors using skype including, but not limited to the following: stripping, masturbating, dirty talk, licking the camera, licking anything, food sex, inserting objects into body orifices,or doing one's taxes.

Sam: Jane, would you like to have skypersex?

Jane: Yes, let me first close all the windows on my screen.

Sam: Ooh skype me you dirty bitch!

by Shulie and Bone January 2, 2008

Skyler Moment

When you do something dumb

Jacob: Are you free this Sunday?
Skyler: No, I can't do this Saturday.
Jacob: That's a Skyler moment

by Lets make skyler moment happen October 10, 2020

skybersex

the act of having sex over skype

This whore wanted to have skybersex last night.

by Bradley Lucas November 15, 2009

skylering around

A condition induced by excess oestrogen, skylering around is the the female equivalent of ***ROID RAGE!!!11!! ***. Symptoms include, but are not limited to doing exactly the opposite of something reasonable, uncontrollable screaming and destroying granmas precious tea cups. Bugs Bunny level reverse psychology may work, use at your own risk. Getting out is advisable

She's skylering around more than usual lately.

by Bljadmaster1337 November 22, 2020

Skyperbate

Verb: To have a masturbation session with someone on Skype.

Let's skyperbate tomorrow around 3, I really miss your touch.

by ChanGenious October 15, 2009

Skyver

A person who wastes time in order to avoid work.

'Kim's a bit of a skyver, I see she's gone for another smoke break'.

by azeemm1 December 19, 2008