banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.

I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids

by romangeezer August 28, 2015

Worthless of all Skids

A skid who claims to coin terms of technologies already in existence and then tries to backpedal into stating something a Fox brings up. Look up "Johnny Shadoe"

Dude, I found the Worthless of all Skids, he goes by "Johnny Shadoe", Trying to recoin Multi Factor Authentication with "Universal 3 Factor Authentication.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

Skuds

A Scottish way of asking for nudes

Here geez a skuds

by Eggs wae cheese May 2, 2019

skidstick

Name used for your penis after having anal sex with a cleanliness challenged person.

I fucked that dirty bitch in her dirty ass and now I have to go wash the tracks off my skidstick

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

skidspace

a space that is bounded by a solid or boundary at right angles with the sea level.

The sea began to skidspace

by Marc2.0 June 19, 2023

hit the skids

To rapidly slow down or stop a moving vehicle by mashing down the brake pedal. So named because of the tires skidding when done in a car without anti-lock brakes.

Can also be used in a metaphorical sense, in which it means to halt whatever action or process is currently occurring.

The police were waiting with a speed trap around the bend, so I hit the skids.

by SnarkyNinja June 2, 2009

skids

A game played at (usually) all-boys schools in the UK. Players have to pretend to strain as if pooing - the aim to create a skid mark on the trolleys. The loser shits himself - no, in fact all of the players are losers...

A: Fancy a game of skids...
B: OK
A&B: Ngg-mgg (straining noise)
C,D,E, etc: Eughh you've shit yourself!

by Anon2 August 20, 2006