Skirmish

The art of tickling a males balls or gooch.

Sarah was asked for a skirmish by her boyfriend

Daniel reached out and skirmished the man sitting next to him.

Rebecca was late to her first skirmishing class.

by poppilols February 27, 2011

skirmish

The most beneficial "team building" sport for SSC operations staff.

by mrfu March 16, 2003

Skirmish

Skirmishing is a good natured game of getting fucked up out of your mind using items like Axe Choclate and Listerine spray. WARNING: This shit might kill you... (This is Insane shit)

1. Spray a plentiful amount of AXE Dark Temptations or AXE Chocolate as it is otherwise known as, into one region of your shirt and then sniff it out of your shirt untill your nostrils start burning like the Devils Cock in Death Valley.
2. Once your mildly high start running around the room saying things like "I'm walking on sunshine" or "Woah, Whales are swimming on the fucking rainbow."
3. Once you do step #2 for a minute or two one of your semi-high friends will be convinced that spraying a shitload of putrid tasting listerine pocket mist down your fucking throught and into your eyeballs, possibly damaging your cornia, will rid you of the highness, Fortunatley this just makes you even more high.

4. After semi-high particepent douses your eyes and throught with an ass load of listerine both of your Skirmish Buddies will beat the fucking shit out of you with hard ass pillows until your ass is covered in scars and your penis has folded inside out. by the end of this sequence you will be high as shit. This can get you so high it can kill you.

I had a shitload of bruises after skirmishing with Brian last night. A skirmishing person might say: "Why the fuck are there whales jumping over rainbows right now?"

by BS Bloggers June 15, 2010

Skirmisher Rifles

A really cool man, a super good friend. Nice man to hang out or play with, will be friends for life.

"Yo wanna play with Skirmisher Rifles?"
"Sure! He's our best friend"

by JAMBOREEJAMBORICIOUS July 16, 2022

Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.

Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.

by redd is dead October 17, 2020

Logical Skirmish

A heated exchange focused entirely on meta‑logical issues—whether an argument is fallacious, whether a leap is justified, whether a definition is correct—rather than on the original topic. In a Logical Skirmish, participants abandon substance to fight over procedure, often escalating into personal attacks about each other’s reasoning abilities. The skirmish can last indefinitely because there is no neutral arbiter of logic; each side believes their own application of logical rules is correct. The original question is forgotten, and the battle becomes about who is “more logical.”

Example: “They spent two hours arguing about whether his analogy was a false equivalence. The original debate about healthcare policy never resumed. Logical Skirmish, fighting over tools instead of using them.”

by Abzugal April 3, 2026

Logical Border Skirmish

A more severe and hostile form of Logical Border Control, where participants actively attack each other’s reasoning with accusations of fallacies, leaps, and irrationality. Instead of merely inspecting arguments, they fire volleys of “that’s a straw man,” “ad hominem,” “false equivalence,” often incorrectly or out of context. The skirmish escalates quickly into a meta‑debate about the debate itself, with each side claiming the other has violated logical protocol. The original topic is abandoned as participants fight over who is allowed to speak and under what rules.

Example: “Within five comments, they were arguing about what counts as a fallacy, not about the policy - Logical Border Skirmish, where the battle over logic replaced the original discussion.”

by Abzugal April 3, 2026