Skinning the Sausage
"Dude, my mom totally caught me skinning the sausage last night when she walked in my room unannounced."
Skinning the Sausage by Lord of Skeet September 3, 2012
skinning the wookie
skinning the wookie by quagmire69 December 9, 2008
skinning and grinning
Smiling all in a person's face, trying to gain their favor. Usually a person that is skinning and grinning is being fake or phony, flattering, or flirting. Trying to impress or befriend a person. Often they don't really like or respect the person and since they aren't being sincere, they are just skinning and grinning.
person 1: My boss always gives me so much more work to do than everybody else.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.
skinning and grinning by xXSerendipityXx December 19, 2008
skinning up
skinning up by Amy the great October 25, 2004
Skinning your teeth
Skinning your teeth by Patrick Walen March 1, 2004
skinning the bear
A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
Person 2: Wow your a badass
skinning the bear by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013
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