shag

A British slang term for sexual intercourse. Used by people who think the term "making love" is too innocent and "fuck" is too coarse.

I know she was my school teacher, but I still wanted to shag her.

by DCI Gene Genie Hunt March 28, 2011

Shagburn

Chafing of the penis as a result of intercourse while using a limp dick.

"Shit dude, this girl totally got a blue waffle cause I was shagburning it last night"
- Trevor

by Trevor6969 November 16, 2011

fancy a shag

The phrase used typically by a man to a women when they fancy a bit of loving.

Oi love "fancy a shag?" get your arse up them stairs....

by JOSHWA86 October 30, 2015

Shagged

The same thing as fucked. But in the u.k they say shagged.

I shagged that girl i met at the club last night.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

retro-shag

Nostalgic sex between ex-lovers. Two possible outcomes: rekindled love or a resumption of hostilities. The latter much more likely, often resulting in house-trashing or post-coital homicide.

Good to see you again. Fancy a retro-shag for old time's sake?

Get lost. I'd rather have sex with a dead sheep. In fact, I couldn't tell the difference.

by adonais February 20, 2007

Proximity shag

One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.

Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).

A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...

B: ...live next door. That makes me a...

A: ... proximity shag.

B: I suddenly don't feel very special.

by Roo October 6, 2013

Mad-Shagger

Someone who frequently engages in excessive, random fornication with anyone or anything.

A: Ciaran had sex with ten girls, four sheep and a fire hydrant last month!
B: Wow, I envy his stamina. What a Mad-Shagger!

fornication, sheep, fire hydrant, shag, bone

by tobiwankanobie May 30, 2014