Sistard sĭs'tärd' - noun - female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; also a female sibling; that is also slow, dimwitted, and/or appears mentally challenged with the severe level of intelligence deficiency, yet is allegedly cognitively normal according to the standards set by society.
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Similar to the more commonly known words Sister & Sisters.
'Sistarz' is both singular and plural.
There are no known examples of situations where one would have acquired enough or too many sistarz. 'Sistarz' will therefore always refer to the maximum amount of available sisters.
Referring to someones 'Sistarz' indicates a physical attraction. It is therefore not advisable to referring to biological sister(s) using 'Sistarz', unless one wishes to admit to being attracted to one's own sister(s).
'Sistarz' is both singular and plural.
There are no known examples of situations where one would have acquired enough or too many sistarz. 'Sistarz' will therefore always refer to the maximum amount of available sisters.
Referring to someones 'Sistarz' indicates a physical attraction. It is therefore not advisable to referring to biological sister(s) using 'Sistarz', unless one wishes to admit to being attracted to one's own sister(s).
Commonly used phrases:
- "Gief sistarz plx! - (I would like the company of your sister(s)).
- "Got sistarz!!!11" - (Do you happen to be in possession of sister(s)?)
- "How old is your sistarz"?
- "That's what your sistarz said."
- "Gief sistarz plx! - (I would like the company of your sister(s)).
- "Got sistarz!!!11" - (Do you happen to be in possession of sister(s)?)
- "How old is your sistarz"?
- "That's what your sistarz said."
by Cowok January 12, 2010
Get the Sistarz mug.Very good female friend that you have known for years. In the context of the COVID-19 and the regulations against the gathering of people from different families, it means that the person in question (the sistar) can be considered in the same family as you are. Thus, it bypasses the COVID-19 regulations and enables face-to-face meetings between all the brothar and sistar that know each other.
Police : Gathering of people from different families is presently not allowed during COVID-19, please distance yourselves
Me : I understand, but she isn't anyone, she is my sistar which allows us to meet-up despite the current crisis
Police : I see, my mistake, please proceed
Me : I understand, but she isn't anyone, she is my sistar which allows us to meet-up despite the current crisis
Police : I see, my mistake, please proceed
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When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)
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