Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.

I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

by Yokes April 7, 2005

Stimulationship

A relationship based solely on mutual stimulation of the genital regions.

"I had to end our stimulationship, she rubbed me the wrong way."

Friend 1"Bob and Betty dont really seem to be into each other, are they dating? whats the deal?" Friend 2"they are in a stimulationship"

Friend 1 "Oh that makes sense, they just like banging each other"

Stimulationships are good if all you can stand about each other is the sex

by isthisevenreal January 1, 2015

Situlationship

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.

Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.

by nascar9girl December 30, 2008

Manual Stimulation

To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.

While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

simulation high

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation

Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

......
-......
morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food

by reese davies July 9, 2018

Simulation

The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.

"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus

by Homeless Chicken September 2, 2017

SimpFlation

SimpFlation is an economic phenomena in which there is a significant rise in Lonely & Sexless men. Western society has entered into a period of Hyper-SimpFlation since the mass adoption of social media around 2010-2020. This has coincided with Hoeflation and the prevalence of OnlyFans, sexual liberalism, digital promiscuity, pornography, and birth control.

Because of SimpFlation, there are millions of sad and lonely men that, instead of improving their lives, choose to pay $6 to only fans harpies to distract themselves with mediocre short term pleasures.

by Bruhhh500 July 11, 2023