a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell
by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020
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disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.
human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-
by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021
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A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
by blargh!! December 13, 2009
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A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.
Is Simon Cowell pumpin' Paula Abdul??
by rQ_Tek519 December 20, 2004
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A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
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