a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020
Get the Simon Cowellmug. by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021
Get the simon cowellmug.
Get the Simon Cowellmug. A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.
by rQ_Tek519 December 20, 2004
Get the Simon Cowellmug. by toe sniffer January 6, 2021
Get the Simon cowellmug. A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
Get the Simon Cowellmug. 