Simpus

1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy

1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.

by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

Simusaey

A simusaey is a man that experienced the very unfortunate event of Balkan racism mode after losing a match in roblox football against a man of colour. Because of this, he developed Lithuanian ball cancer which made him die in about 85 hours, 36 minutes, 98 seconds, 105 ping and 12 beagle hounds. Some accounts say that he was also a beagle hound at the site of his death.

That guy is a simusaey, he had intercourse with my step dog.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

shimkus

Shimkus: a right wing conservative christian whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly stupider than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).

As in, Illinois Representative John Shimkus, is a shimkus.

by MelanieR1212 April 16, 2009

Shimkus

The sexual act of an old man getting his "pipe" cleaned by a much younger, more attractive and typically blonde female while watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Usually followed by a tweet.

Considered statutory rape in other countries.

1) Hugh Hefner gets a shimkus every Monday to Thursday, but only regular sex when The Daily show and The Colbert Report go on hiatus, which is considerably more sex then either correspondent will have in a lifetime.

2) You're move Stephen.

by Mr. Stephen Colbert November 21, 2011

Simpusation

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.

Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.

by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020

sikus

Andean panpipes (wooden graduated tubes played by blowing over the top of each tube). Also spelled "sicus". There are two basic types: normal sikus and tabla sikus, the latter being graduated from the INSIDE of each tube, so giving the appearance of equally-sized tubes. Sikus come in varying sizes,from the smallest (chuli) to the largest (toyo and jach'a). Sikus are never curved as in the nai (Romanian panpipes), but are sraight up and down and usually found played in pairs or in "hocket" style, with the set of tubes played by one person complementing the other person's. A tropa, or group of musicians, playing only sikus is called "sikuri" or "sicuri".

Most Andean music groups have at least one person playing sikus.

by pentozali October 18, 2008

simsus

a short way of calling someone very cool often used to describe a youtube channel

person 1: i love that guy
person 2: i know right, he is such a simsus
parson 1: ill subscribe to him

by simsus November 25, 2020